catbountry:

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

… That poison?

(via filthytricksyhobbitses)

A fountain of burning jade rose from the river, the blast so bright he had to shield his eyes. Plumes of fire thirty and forty feet high danced upon the water, crackling and hissing. For a few moments they washed out the screams. There were hundreds in the water, drowning or burning or doing a little of both. Do you hear them shrieking, Stannis? Do you see them burning?  This is your work as much as mine.

(via great-tyrion)

(via i-think-i-just-shat-myself)

(via great-tyrion)

There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten and all of this will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon and maybe it is millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.

John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via t1213121t1213)

ten minutes after finishing TFiOS, I’m crying again going through the tag

i need a crying gif

5 days ago on 05/28/12 at 10:22pm

Thought I’d introduce you to my best friends.

fishingboatproceeds:

mrs-joe-walker:

So these are my best friends Hazel Grace and Augustus. 

I do not know who made this fan art, but it is fantastic.

(via thestarkinwinterfell)

(via thestarkinwinterfell)

I should have been born a man.

(via winteriscoming-eventually)